If there’s one thing you should know, it’s that this is not a website,
and you are no longer just a viewer...

This is The Port:

a sacred device that peers into alternate dimensions.

              In fact, that’s how I’m speaking to you now. I               would introduce myself but there’s no time,               I desperately need your help.

I was hopping through the space-time continuum on my way to a job interview when I realized I was leaving behind a very dangerous paper trail

Literally, my backpack was open and I’ve been dropping business cards and pages from my cover letter across multiple dimensions.

It’s very important that
someone follows the trail
and collects all the papers

because if any material object
remains outside of its native
dimension for too long

the concept of reality will collapse…










                                        But also because, you know, littering is bad.

I would do it but I’m already late for my interview,
would you be able to help me out, kind stranger?

If there’s one thing you should know, it’s that this is not a website, and you are no longer just a viewer…

This is The Port: a device that peers into alternate dimensions.

I was using The Port to get to a job interview when I realized I was leaving behind a very dangerous paper trail… Literally, my backpack was open so I’ve been unknowingly dropping business cards and cover letters across multiple dimensions, and if they stay too long in a dimension they don’t belong in the concept of reality will collapse.

I would follow the paper trail and collect them myself but I’m already late for my interview, would you be able to help me out?